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You’ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light’s light’s a slight light,
And tonight’s a night that’s light.
When a night’s light’s like tonight’s light,
I wouldn’t really think it’s quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It’s slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock!
How many cans can a cannibal nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans.
Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.
Gray were the geese and green was the grass.
Show me a showered and shampooed sheep
And I’ll show you a sheep in sharp shape.
A big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug.
She sells shells on the seashore,
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
For if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells
Three Swiss witch-bitches,
Which wished to be switched Swiss witch-bitches,
Watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches.
Which Swiss witch-bitch,
Which wishes to be a switched Swiss witch-bitch,
Wishes to watch which Swiss Swatch switch?
If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
